Ready for an easy fifty bucks? I know I am! I'm getting ready to submit my profile at Ladsbroke Poker, where they are picking out their faves and sliding the author fifty bucks in chips.  The rules are; You need a Real Play Poker Account online, you have to purchase and play at least 200 real cash games, post your Player Profile online, then the Ladbrokes Poker Managers will select their ten favorite profiles each week and give them the chips. You need a picture to qualify...that's the one I'm submitting at the top, there. Here is my profile- tell me I'm not a shoe-in!

Alias: A great show, but fell apart in the end. Full Name: Skippy McButternuts Age:45 Sex: (Too easy) City:Las Vegas Country:USA Occupation: Obviously not a poker pro

How do you rate yourself as a player (1-10)? 10, naturally

How long have you been playing? Since 6am

Best Poker moment? Getting Chris Fergeson with an "Uno" when he was down to one card.

Any 'off-line' tourney wins? Katie Ho...uh, no, no ofline tourney wins.

If you play in a local Poker card room, which one? I'm holding out for comped sandwiches before I settle

Best Poker advice? Make sure Fergeson isn't hammered when you get him on Uno, or he will nail you with a card at ten paces. Seriously.

Any comments on Ladbrokes Poker? Whoever judges the Profiles must be either Smokin' Hot or The Man (coving my bases)

Which player at Ladbrokes Poker do you most respect and why? Moi...did you see my picture?

Note- all profiles must be sumbitted in the English Language, which killed my "Argentinean Cowboy" idea.

Tickle their funny bone at Ladsbroke Poker and get fifty!